Sarah Palin Convinced She Has Just Enough Support To Hand Democrats Another Term

Former reality TV actress Sarah Palin has announced that she'll be launching a last minute write-in campaign for Alaska's lone congressional seat. "I really think this is the year!" Palin announced from her home of 17 years in Arizona. "My campaign's internal polling is showing I have enough support to come in a distant third place", she said of the three-way race.

She went on to urge her crowd of supporters to write her name in three times in a row on the RCV ballot and promised that if elected, she'd move from NY to D.C. almost immediately.