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Peltola Changes Campaign Slogan to "Puffins, People, Pistols."

  • Writer: Jane Cantrell
    Jane Cantrell
  • Oct 5, 2024
  • 1 min read

In the final sprint to November 5th, Congresswoman Mary Peltola has changed her slogan from "Soil, Salmon, Serfdom" to "Puffins, People, Pistols" in a last ditch effort to appeal to more than just females aged 18-27, a very coveted demographic.


"We did the math and realized that we were really missing the mark with a lot of voters that are less likely to fall for cheesy marketing lines that mean virtually nothing," said Jason Ohp, Peltola's campaign manager. "Puffins are very 'in' right now and so we wanted to capitalize on that," he continued.


With one month to go until the general election, they're pulling out all the stops.

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