First M-Pox Case in Alaska Reported

A man traveling from Myanmar (formerly known as Burma) on his way home to Utqiagvik (formerly known as Barrow), flying on an American Airlines flight (formerly known as TWA) and reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (formerly known as Men Who Hate Women), while listening to the Artist Formerly Known as Prince when he felt the first bump appear on his cheek. Realizing that he likely had M-Pox (formerly known as Monkeypox), he took to X (formerly known as Twitter) to tell his 4 followers.