Big Win For Men's Rights Group as Lotion Gets Excluded From New Sales Tax List

State advocacy group "Menz" scored a big win in Juneau yesterday as a group of lobbyists from Big Lotion were able to get the essential product added to the list of excluded items on the new sales tax bill.

"We are very excited that equity has won today and we will never....NEVER stop fighting on behalf of our fellow brethren," said spokesMAN Chad Chunnington. "If they can tax lotion, what's next? Cosmopolitan magazines?? I don't think so," he continued while wagging his finger.

There's been a rush of activists heading into the capital for months trying to get various items added to the no tax list and every industry has a representative in town. From cookies and shingles to footwear and tires, everyone is trying to plead their case.

Senator Bert Stedman, who is sponsoring the bill, seemed worried about its outcome. "By the time these clowns get done with my bill, there won't be anything left to tax but tampons!" He said exasperatedly. Just then, an aide whispered something in his ear. "OH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME THEY GOT THAT TOO??" he yelled.

As of the publishing of this article, the only thing that is left to be taxed are work boots and khaki dockers pants. But we have been told that there are still two lobbyists flying in tomorrow.