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Self-Described Hate Group "Moms For Liberty" Adds The Bible to Banned Book List After Actually Reading it
Soon to be joining the list of banned books that are still 100% available will be the Bible according to Moms For Liberty Spokeswoman...
Estelle Houston
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Eastside Resident that Drives a Dodge Neon and Wears Flip Flops in January Says "The Muni Better Be Prepared This Winter"
Francine Wergle says she won't be able to handle another winter like the city had the previous two years. "I shouldn't have to be...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Severely Immunocompromised Ethen Berkowitz Still Wears A Mask Whenever in Public
"Can't be too careful," former Anchorage Mayor Berkowitz said as he loaded orange juice into his reusable bag with gloves hands. The...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Assembly Proposes Plan For Cars to Drive On Sidewalks, Pedestrians to Use Roads
The Anchorage Assembly plans to release a proposal that will only allow cars to drive on sidewalks and open up streets for pedestrian...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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After Voters Say No, Assembly Asks Mom
On Thursday the LaFrance administration unveiled their proposed budget for FY 2025 which included funding for APD vehicle oil changes,...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Peltola Changes Campaign Slogan to "Puffins, People, Pistols."
In the final sprint to November 5th, Congresswoman Mary Peltola has changed her slogan from "Soil, Salmon, Serfdom" to "Puffins, People,...
Jane Cantrell
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Conservatives Too Stupid To Figure Out Ranked Choice Voting
With the November election steadily approaching, both sides of Ballot Measure 2 are rushing to get their message out to voters. We...
Jane Cantrell
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Sarah Palin Convinced She Has Just Enough Support To Hand Democrats Another Term
Former reality TV actress Sarah Palin has announced that she'll be launching a last minute write-in campaign for Alaska's lone...
Thelma Bump
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Alaska Club To Create "Hot Tub Safe Space" In All Locations
The Alaska Club, Alaska's largest gym and fitness chain, has announced it is creating a so called "Hot Tub Safe Space" and is rolling out...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 1, 20241 min read
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From My Cold, Dead Hands
I moved here from the heat of Lakeland, FL for two reasons and two reasons only. Freedom, and free money that belongs to me. Sometime...
Opinion
Sep 30, 20242 min read
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My Wife And I Started Doing Something Else That Makes Us Better Than You
We were worried that we were running out of ways to signal our privilege to our other shallow friends with luxury beliefs but we think we...
Opinion
Sep 30, 20242 min read
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We Must Reimagine Crossing The Street
I've never been one to sit around and do nothing...although it may seem that way to people that watch me for any period of time. As soon...
Opinion
Sep 30, 20242 min read
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Alaska Dating Scene So Bad, Singles To Soon Start Meeting At Koots Again
A recent Puffin Post survey shows that 88% of Alaska singles have sworn off dating apps for good and plan to go back to meeting people in...
Pepper Perkins
Sep 26, 20242 min read
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Tattoo Artist Guild Announces Bans on Popular Requests
Two In The Ink tattoo parlor owner Stan Kiddick was the first to make the announcement but others have all followed suit. " We're not...
Papa
Sep 25, 20241 min read
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New Report Shows Average Total Spent Per Family At 2024 State Fair
The numbers are in! In a PP exclusive, here are what the average family of four spent this year at the State Fair: Speeding ticket around...
Thelma Bump
Sep 25, 20241 min read
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Legislature Unanimously Passes Bill To Send All Alaskan Males A Pair of Jungle Mocs at 46 1/2 Years Old
In a rare case of bipartisanship, the Alaska legislature passed a bill this week that will send one free pair of shoes to every eligible...
Jane Cantrell
Sep 25, 20242 min read
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ACEH Touts Economic Benefits to Community Due to Their Exorbitant Salaries
Anchorage Cartel To Enable Homelessness spokesperson Sash Zimmerman issued a statement at a press conference Thursday to push back...
Pepper Perkins
Sep 25, 20242 min read
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Big Win For Men's Rights Group as Lotion Gets Excluded From New Sales Tax List
State advocacy group "Menz" scored a big win in Juneau yesterday as a group of lobbyists from Big Lotion were able to get the essential...
Jane Cantrell
Sep 25, 20241 min read
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Biden Issues Statement on Food Inflation: "It's happening and that's a good thing because you people need to lose some weight!"
After nearly four years of denying the actual percentage of inflation on food, President Joe Biden, who's term ended months ago, went off...
Estelle Houston
Sep 25, 20241 min read
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Traditional Kink Club Members Leaving the Scene En Masse "Things have gotten really weird"
A once thriving and vibrant scene has begun to crumble recently as the old guard members of the Anchorage kink scene have been hanging up...
Pepper Perkins
Sep 25, 20241 min read
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