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Scott Kawasaki Delays Opening Motorcycle Dealership Four More Years
"I hate to put it off but the labor unions paid a lot of money to send me back to Juneau," Scott Kawasaki said with a nervous chuckle,...
Thelma Bump
Nov 27, 20241 min read
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In Last Ditch Effort To Save His Seat, David Eastman Plans Jan. 6th Style Insurrection in Juneau. Even The FBI Wont Help
It's a Monday afternoon in beautiful Wasilla and most of the adults in District 27 are being productive at work. Not David Eastman. He's...
Jane Cantrell
Nov 27, 20241 min read
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Lt. Governor Pens Open Letter to Head of Division of Elections Demanding Answers
On Friday, Lt. Gov Nancy Dahlstrom posted an open letter to her socials to the head of the Alaska Division of Elections, demanding...
Jane Cantrell
Nov 10, 20241 min read
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Alaska Public Media Begins Fall Fund Drive - "Dig Deep, Racists"
Once the termination dust begins to work its way down from the top of the Chugach Range, it can only mean that the NPR Fall Fund Drive is...
Jane Cantrell
Oct 12, 20242 min read
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Peltola Changes Campaign Slogan to "Puffins, People, Pistols."
In the final sprint to November 5th, Congresswoman Mary Peltola has changed her slogan from "Soil, Salmon, Serfdom" to "Puffins, People,...
Jane Cantrell
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Conservatives Too Stupid To Figure Out Ranked Choice Voting
With the November election steadily approaching, both sides of Ballot Measure 2 are rushing to get their message out to voters. We...
Jane Cantrell
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Sarah Palin Convinced She Has Just Enough Support To Hand Democrats Another Term
Former reality TV actress Sarah Palin has announced that she'll be launching a last minute write-in campaign for Alaska's lone...
Thelma Bump
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Alaska Club To Create "Hot Tub Safe Space" In All Locations
The Alaska Club, Alaska's largest gym and fitness chain, has announced it is creating a so called "Hot Tub Safe Space" and is rolling out...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 1, 20241 min read
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Legislature Unanimously Passes Bill To Send All Alaskan Males A Pair of Jungle Mocs at 46 1/2 Years Old
In a rare case of bipartisanship, the Alaska legislature passed a bill this week that will send one free pair of shoes to every eligible...
Jane Cantrell
Sep 25, 20242 min read
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Big Win For Men's Rights Group as Lotion Gets Excluded From New Sales Tax List
State advocacy group "Menz" scored a big win in Juneau yesterday as a group of lobbyists from Big Lotion were able to get the essential...
Jane Cantrell
Sep 25, 20241 min read
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First M-Pox Case in Alaska Reported
A man traveling from Myanmar (formerly known as Burma) on his way home to Utqiagvik (formerly known as Barrow), flying on an American...
Madison Reilly
Sep 25, 20241 min read
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Fred Meyer to Hold Free Hands-On Workshops Teaching How To Avoid Eye Contact With Strangers in Their Parking Lots
This week Fred Meyer Grocers, one of Alaska's largest grocery chains, announced they will be holding workshops on how to avoid eye...
Papa
Sep 25, 20241 min read
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