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West Anchorage Assemblyperson Had No Idea He Was Still On Assembly
Kameron Perez-Verdia has served on the Anchorage Assembly in District 3 since 2019. Although he hasn't been present for any meetings in...
Papa
Nov 11, 20241 min read
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"We Have To Get The City Out Of Crisis Mode," Say The People In Charge Of Running City
Anchorage Assembly members showed signs of frustration during the Tuesday meeting as several of them complained that the city was stuck...
Pepper Perkins
Nov 11, 20242 min read
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Trump Has Won. Now The Nation Can Finally Begin To Heal
"Democracy is saved," cried Barbera Comstock late Tuesday evening, surrounded by her friends after a long day of suppressing the...
Papa
Nov 7, 20241 min read
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Diehard Republican Man Breaks Down In Tears, Becomes Democrat After Seeing Crowd of People Waving Forrest Dunbar Signs
Clive Quincy was driving on Northern Lights Blvd on Monday afternoon when he saw something that would change his life forever. "I had...
Papa
Nov 4, 20241 min read
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Just In Time For Halloween, Record Number of the Dead Are Voting
Ebenezer Wiley is making his way through the unplowed streets from Anchorage Memorial Park Cemetery to City Hall to vote on Thursday...
Pepper Perkins
Nov 1, 20241 min read
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After Snow Plow Failure, Group Begins Recall Effort For Mayor LaFrance
With the city of Anchorage completely covered in snow after two lackluster snow events in October, many roads are still left unplowed and...
Papa
Nov 1, 20241 min read
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Anchorage Unveils New Election Integrity Robots, CC69
With less than two weeks until November 5th, there are growing fears amongst Republicans and Democrats about election fraud and mass...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 24, 20242 min read
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South Addition Couple Drives Through Eagle River Neighborhoods to Learn Who Not to Vote For
"I'm confused," mumbled Joshua Reid as he stared out the window of his wife's Subaru. "I thought we liked the name Begich." "No, you're...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 21, 20241 min read
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LaFrance Administration Sells Big Tent, Uses Proceeds to Buy Small Tents
The long saga of Mayor Bronson's ill-fated Sprung Structure, slated to become a navigation center, has come to an end. After spending...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 9, 20241 min read
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ASD Begins Final Phase of Schedule Shake Up: High School Students Move to Third Shift to Prepare Them For Factory Work
As if parents of students attending ASD weren't already upset enough about the controversial new school schedules, Superintendent...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 8, 20241 min read
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LaFrance Makes it Through Entire Summer Without Putting Anchorage in Lockdown
In a startling surprise to many, including the mayor herself, Anchorage managed to make it through the entire summer of 2024 without...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 8, 20242 min read
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Eastside Resident that Drives a Dodge Neon and Wears Flip Flops in January Says "The Muni Better Be Prepared This Winter"
Francine Wergle says she won't be able to handle another winter like the city had the previous two years. "I shouldn't have to be...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Severely Immunocompromised Ethen Berkowitz Still Wears A Mask Whenever in Public
"Can't be too careful," former Anchorage Mayor Berkowitz said as he loaded orange juice into his reusable bag with gloves hands. The...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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Assembly Proposes Plan For Cars to Drive On Sidewalks, Pedestrians to Use Roads
The Anchorage Assembly plans to release a proposal that will only allow cars to drive on sidewalks and open up streets for pedestrian...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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After Voters Say No, Assembly Asks Mom
On Thursday the LaFrance administration unveiled their proposed budget for FY 2025 which included funding for APD vehicle oil changes,...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 5, 20241 min read
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ACEH Touts Economic Benefits to Community Due to Their Exorbitant Salaries
Anchorage Cartel To Enable Homelessness spokesperson Sash Zimmerman issued a statement at a press conference Thursday to push back...
Pepper Perkins
Sep 25, 20242 min read
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APD Declines to Respond to local ACLU 911 Call
Puffin Post has learned that the local ACLU offices in Anchorage had an apparent crazy person attempting to break in during normal...
Pepper Perkins
Sep 25, 20241 min read
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Be On The Lookout! APD To Begin Fundraising Campaign "Fill The Coffin"
Every fall, Alaskans look forward to firepersons distracting motorists at the busiest intersections in Anchorage to raise money to...
Papa
Sep 10, 20241 min read
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Local Centrist Dem Activist Group Celebrates First Heterosexual Female Mayor of Anchorage
"We're so proud of this moment but saddened by how long it took. We have much work to do!!" said Margie Adams from behind the pink...
Papa
Sep 2, 20241 min read
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LaFrance Administration Will Allow Female Muni Staff To Work From Home One Week Per Month
"This has been a long time coming." the mayor opined during a speech this week. "We all know that this should have been a federal law a...
Pepper Perkins
Sep 1, 20241 min read
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