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Beaming Assembly Gives Mayor LaFrance "Golden Shovel of Competence" Award After Winter with No Snow
"Well, we realllllllllllly dodged a bullet this year!" Mayor LaFrance said as she struggled to pick up the solid gold shovel weighing in...
Papa
Mar 91 min read
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Accustomed to Gambling in Run Down Trailers, Alaskans Feel Right at Home in Eklutna Casino
"We're making so much damn money!" said Aaron Leggett, CEO of the newly opened Eklutna Gaming Hall For The People's Republic Of Eklutna....
Papa
Mar 91 min read
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Downtown Dentist Comes Out as Straight in Desperate Appeal to Moderate Voters
Dr. Daniel Volland, candidate for Anchorage Assembly has decided the time is right to come out as straight, hoping to pull more support...
Papa
Mar 91 min read
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Scott Kawasaki Delays Opening Motorcycle Dealership Four More Years
"I hate to put it off but the labor unions paid a lot of money to send me back to Juneau," Scott Kawasaki said with a nervous chuckle,...
Thelma Bump
Nov 27, 20241 min read
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In Last Ditch Effort To Save His Seat, David Eastman Plans Jan. 6th Style Insurrection in Juneau. Even The FBI Wont Help
It's a Monday afternoon in beautiful Wasilla and most of the adults in District 27 are being productive at work. Not David Eastman. He's...
Jane Cantrell
Nov 27, 20241 min read
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West Anchorage Assemblyperson Had No Idea He Was Still On Assembly
Kameron Perez-Verdia has served on the Anchorage Assembly in District 3 since 2019. Although he hasn't been present for any meetings in...
Papa
Nov 11, 20241 min read
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"We Have To Get The City Out Of Crisis Mode," Say The People In Charge Of Running City
Anchorage Assembly members showed signs of frustration during the Tuesday meeting as several of them complained that the city was stuck...
Pepper Perkins
Nov 11, 20242 min read
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Lt. Governor Pens Open Letter to Head of Division of Elections Demanding Answers
On Friday, Lt. Gov Nancy Dahlstrom posted an open letter to her socials to the head of the Alaska Division of Elections, demanding...
Jane Cantrell
Nov 10, 20241 min read
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For 15th Consecutive Year, Homer Man "Can't Believe They're Selling Christmas Decorations Before Halloween"
"I can't believe it," Peter Clib muttered as he pushed his shopping cart past a 32' inflatable Santa Claus...in OCTOBER . He's making his...
Pepper Perkins
Nov 7, 20242 min read
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Trump Has Won. Now The Nation Can Finally Begin To Heal
"Democracy is saved," cried Barbera Comstock late Tuesday evening, surrounded by her friends after a long day of suppressing the...
Papa
Nov 7, 20241 min read
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Diehard Republican Man Breaks Down In Tears, Becomes Democrat After Seeing Crowd of People Waving Forrest Dunbar Signs
Clive Quincy was driving on Northern Lights Blvd on Monday afternoon when he saw something that would change his life forever. "I had...
Papa
Nov 4, 20241 min read
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Just In Time For Halloween, Record Number of the Dead Are Voting
Ebenezer Wiley is making his way through the unplowed streets from Anchorage Memorial Park Cemetery to City Hall to vote on Thursday...
Pepper Perkins
Nov 1, 20241 min read
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After Snow Plow Failure, Group Begins Recall Effort For Mayor LaFrance
With the city of Anchorage completely covered in snow after two lackluster snow events in October, many roads are still left unplowed and...
Papa
Nov 1, 20241 min read
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Anchorage Unveils New Election Integrity Robots, CC69
With less than two weeks until November 5th, there are growing fears amongst Republicans and Democrats about election fraud and mass...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 24, 20242 min read
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South Addition Couple Drives Through Eagle River Neighborhoods to Learn Who Not to Vote For
"I'm confused," mumbled Joshua Reid as he stared out the window of his wife's Subaru. "I thought we liked the name Begich." "No, you're...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 21, 20241 min read
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Alaska Public Media Begins Fall Fund Drive - "Dig Deep, Racists"
Once the termination dust begins to work its way down from the top of the Chugach Range, it can only mean that the NPR Fall Fund Drive is...
Jane Cantrell
Oct 12, 20242 min read
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LaFrance Administration Sells Big Tent, Uses Proceeds to Buy Small Tents
The long saga of Mayor Bronson's ill-fated Sprung Structure, slated to become a navigation center, has come to an end. After spending...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 9, 20241 min read
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ASD Begins Final Phase of Schedule Shake Up: High School Students Move to Third Shift to Prepare Them For Factory Work
As if parents of students attending ASD weren't already upset enough about the controversial new school schedules, Superintendent...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 8, 20241 min read
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LaFrance Makes it Through Entire Summer Without Putting Anchorage in Lockdown
In a startling surprise to many, including the mayor herself, Anchorage managed to make it through the entire summer of 2024 without...
Pepper Perkins
Oct 8, 20242 min read
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Studies Show Women Vote For Who They Would Sleep With; Thats Bad News For Republicans
With liberal heroes like Gavin Newsome, Barack Obama and Justin Trudeau being gifted politicians and also super super sexy, they deliver...
Estelle Houston
Oct 6, 20242 min read
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